Monday, February 25, 2008

How I almost went to Jail..

This is an account of strange things that happened last night. At about 10:30 in the night while I am doing something on my laptop, I get a call from a unknown number. This is the conversation that followed (to the best of my knowledge). The conversation was in Marathi (I didn't know that I could speak Marathi so fluently until last night) but I have translated it into English for convenience.

Unknown Dude: Who is speaking?
Me: Whom do u want dude?
Unknown Dude: Who is this?
Me: Whom do u want?
Unknown Dude: I am calling from the police station, who is this?
Me (A bit scared): I am Sarvesh
Unknown Dude: Where do u stay?
Me: Shastrinagar
Unknown Dude: Come to the Yerwada Police Station immediately
Me: Why dude?
Unknown Dude: You just come, we will tell you later

After this I couldn't take it anymore, I obviously thought that it was a prank and disconnected the call. After around 15 seconds I got a call from the same number. This time the dude was pissed coz I hung up on him the last time. This time I could hear some police station noises in the background (the screams and yells of people being tortured), I was pretty sure that this was not a prank call, I was pretty sure that the Unknown dude was a Unknown police dude.

Unknown Dude: Where do you stay?
Me: Shastrinagar
Unknown Dude: Where in shastrinagar?
Me:
Opposite Aga Khan Palace
Unknown Dude: Don't lie to me dude, we will trace your address
Me:
But dude I am not lying
Unknown Dude: Do you work at Kothrud?
Me:
No
Unknown Dude: This phone number of yours 98907656**, whose number is this?
Me: It's mine ofcourse

Unknown Dude: Your? We have got a complaint stating that this number 98907656** is stolen
Me:
What? I have been using this number for the past 2 years dude
(At this moment I hear someone in the background shouting '67')
Unknown Dude: What is your number?
Me:
98907656**, You can check with airtel
Unknown Dude: Ok ok we will check...

With that the call ended and i realized that it was a wrong number, the police dude wanted to call 98906756** and he called my number by mistake. Thanks to Maharashtra Police it was 15 minutes of shock followed by an hour of laughter :)